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  Funny Poets Live CD
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Live Album
Released 2001

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Imagine a show that had you laughing from
start to finish.

A show that featured such a wide variety of humour that it appealed to all tastes.

A show filled with the funniest poems, from the funniest poets all gathered together for one night. Well here is that show....Funny Poets Live!

You'll enjoy Arcadia's tales of love and romance (with a naughty twist) as well as her award winning poem: 'appiness.

Australian bush poet Mark Feldman will introduce you to some colourful characters including 'Big Poo!' (a man you'll never forget!!).

Let Sophie Jean tempt you with her wicked verse,
Ian Mackay surprise you with his wit and
Lisa Plucknett bring you down to earth
with stories to make you blush.

What happens when you find your wife with the milkman? Noel Gardner will tell you his version of the story and if you're a parent of teenagers (or a teenager yourself), find out what happened to Graham Fredriksen's son when he pushed his luck a little too far.

A funny night wouldn't be complete without a couple of 'fart' jokes, supplied in poetic form by Gay Liddington and to top it off, Rob Swales leaves you with a two stories that will make your eyes water and your juices flow.

'Funny Poets Live' is a feast of fun for everyone and we,
the poets who recorded it, would love you to enjoy
listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it!

Please click on the audio sample tracks below to hear a selection of funny poems right now.

When you purchase this CD you will be able to instantly download all the mp3 files and play them on your computer right away.

We are not posting out this CD. You will receive it live...off the net...right away....no waiting!

WARNING: Some of the tracks on this album are just a little rude!

      Track List
    MARK FELDMAN:
  1. Sunday Mass-acre (9.00)
  2. Big Poo (4.38)
3. The Indian and the Paper (2.39)
    SOPHIE JEAN:
  4. Out of the Woodwork (3.05)
  5. Teaser (4.43)
    IAN MACKAY:
  6. Computer (1.30)
  7. *The Hair Of The Dog (3.49)
    LISA PLUCKNETT:
    8. Just Call Me Big Red (1.22)
    9. Dickie Knee (3.21)
    NOEL GARDNER:
    10. **The Milkman (2.15)
    ARCADIA FLYNN:
11. Dinner at Sweetie’s (3.37)
  12. My Phallic Lover (2.01)
  13. ‘Appiness (2.46)
    GRAHAM FREDRIKSEN:
  14. The Wreck of Big Red (3.36)
  15. The Kelpie (1.51)
    GAY LIDDINGTON:
  16. Art (.54)
  17. Creative Expression (1.11)
    ROB SWALES:
    18. ***The Addict (1.07)
  19. A Special Love (1.10)
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All original material except:
* by Charlee Marshall,
** author unknown
*** by Col Wilson
   

Many thanks to these people for their generosity, love and support:
Duncan Flynn (Sweetie), Robert and Rosemary Gorrell, Herrin Larkan,
Karen Gane, Len Slaughter, Noel Gardner, Kari, Gay Liddington,
Graham Fredriksen, Mark Feldman, Ian Mackay, Rob Swales,
Sophie Jean, Lisa Plucknett, Miss Kate and the Celtic Tearoom
audience.


   What Others Have To Say:

  "I play it in my car. I'm sure the other drivers wonder what I'm on!"

   - Bruce T - Melbourne, Australia

  "The most laughs I've had with my clothes on!"
  - Helen O - Southampton, UK

  "I love your Aussie humour"
  - Ferdinand K - Holland

  "Please record another one... I love it!"
  - Sophie T - Hamburg, Germany

  "Let me know when 'Funny Poets' are coming to Sydney... I want to
     catch you live!"

  - Mike M - Mossman, Sydney

  "What a variety...my kids think it's great...and so does my Mum!"
  - Derek B - Toronto, Canada

  "Big Poo is a classic. Can I use it in my repertoire?"
  - Katie K - London, UK

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From the very beginning with the poem 'And God Created Woman' to the very end 'When Your Numbers are Up'. Stories about people like 'Billy and Bob', 'Rumble Russ', 'Mulligan's Missus' and 'Big Mary'. Some will make your toes curl...look out for 'Timbuktu', 'Pornography' (it's not what you think!) and 'Big Bad Poo' (it is what you think!)

Top 100 Poems Volume 1 covers such delicate subjects as 'Mammogram' and 'Gastric Air Retention'. The girls will have a laugh over 'Family Planning', Boobs' and 'The New Dress' and we haven't forgotten the guys with 'Wet Dream', 'Private Play' and 'Cold Hard Facts!'

A 'must have' collection of the funniest favourites from funny poets around the globe.

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100 % Money Back Guarantee!My guarantee is that you'll split your sides, laugh your socks off and roll about on the floor till you're a blubbering mess....or your money back!

It's true! I'll give you a 100% - 365 day money back guarantee. YES, a full YEAR guarantee! Now, you might think I'm a little daft, because, once you download the CD and e-book, it's yours and you can't send it back for a refund. But I'm more than happy to stand by my guarantee.

If for any reason you're not satisfied with the CD and e-book, please email me and I'll refund your $9.97. I know that's a little unusual, but I just couldn't sleep at night if I thought there was even one person who felt that they didn't get their money's worth.

My aim is simply to spread more laughter through the world. If you feel I haven't given you your laughter quotient in this book, then I'll be happy to refund you. There, now I can sleep at night and so can you!

Let's get started now so you'll have the CD and book in your hands and be laughing within minutes! Once you've placed your order, The CD and the "Top 100 Funny Poems Volume 1" will be ready for you to download.

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"Top 100 Poems!""Funny Poets Live CD is available for only $9.97 with the FREE e-book "Top 100 Funny Poems Volume 1"

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A percentage of all sales helps provide support
for abused children and their families.
On their behalf I thank you!

   Happy listerning and reading,

Arcadia Flynn

P.S. Be warned! Listen through the poems before you share them with your kids, grannie or at the church picnic, as a few of them are just a little naughty!
 



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