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Introduction

This may be how Achilles died, all legendary crap aside.

Achilles: The Real Story

A vital, life-concluding spot
Achilles' heel was surely not,
Which makes the tale of his demise
Appear to be a pack of lies.

But think on this: Were you to stand
On one leg, over lumpy land,
Within a swaying two-wheeled cart,
Attempting to remove a dart,

And thus engaged, it came to pass
You hit a rock....you'd bust your ass.
(Which may be how Achilles died,
All legendary crap aside.)

Copyright; Tad Lawson
Email: tagady@aol.com

 

 



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