Introduction

A Knight to Remember is written by me a mere male from a Female point of view...I hope!

A Knight to Remember

He rides upon his lofty steed
Shiney armour he loves to wear
"It protects his life and limb," he says
I just pout and stare.

Oh Lancelot my pure white knight
You are a tall and brave big brute
He gives me a wink as he rides by
I wish he would give me a...r...r...rhumba!

He flashes his 10 inch sword
Waves it all over the place
I just sigh and moan
And ask, "What could he do with his mace?"

He has all the right bits you know
Long feet, big hands and a maul
I cannot stop wondering
What's his biggest bit of all?

He has this real tall castle
Of walls of rock so thick
It really would be a shame you know
If his cannon had a half inch wick!

But I would forgive him it's true
Because he has the cutest of lips
And when he smiles that certain way
I hope on his mind are his whips!

Each year he holds a big banquet
With fine wines minstrals and guests
He askes me to pour his drinks
And I like how he gulps on my b...b...brandy!

One thing I know he is thick
Cause I don't ever hear him say
"Come girl let's do the Tango."
And I am starting to think he is gay.

He hangs around the King a lot
Prances round holding his spear
But my fears have now been answered
Cause the only word that goes here is queer

Copyright; Rob Spence
Email: rjspence@eisa.net.au
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