Introduction

To the tune of the Don McLean (or Madonna, depending on your age) song.

Alright, so I stole the song, but please don't sue me because I'm a poor student and you really won't get much out of it.

For all the disgruntled america online users. [Or is it just me?]

American Pie

A long, long time ago, I can still remember
How that "WELCOME" used to make me smile
Now I know that if I had my chance,
I could make an anti-AOL stance, and
Maybe I'd be happy for a while
I started singing,
Bye bye miss America on-line
I took a pick axe to its pick ups (but the pick axe was fine)
And good old Freeserve were one client supplied, the day
That Connie
Died.

Now did you write the book of stuff
The arseholes say when you call them up?
It is the bible for them all.
Now do you believe in ABH, oh
Can you lob a brick through AOL's soul, and
Can you teach me how to piss them off some more?

Well I know that you're in love with it
I saw you eyeing up its Bits
And the emails you can choose
And the fourteen shades of blueeeee
I was a lonely teenage cyber nerd
Who knew all the computery words
But I knew that I was in the merde
The day
that AOL
died

We started singing..
Bye bye miss America on-line
I took a pick axe to its pick ups (but the pick axe was fine)
And good old Freeserve were one client supplied, the day
That Connie
Died.

Copyright; Lucy Blades
Email: LBlades595@aol.com