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Introduction
Our 'nads
and 'noids are with us the rest of our lives, but I think they have a sense
of humor.
Anatomy
Lesson
Fingers
like poking and picking your nose
And prodding and probing and taking off clothes.
Legs are for walking and kicking and cramps;
Tongues are for talking and licking of stamps.
Arteries boost all the blood to your brain,
But basically backwards, it's all done in vein.
Gonads are great, though not for us all;
But if you are a man, then you'll have a ball.
Drink
too much booze and your liver explodes;
Snort too much coke, you'll be blowing your nodes
Adenoids are an enlarged mass of tissue,
Subtract-a-noid and you'll have less of the issue.
You can sit on a Flag pole, but not at half-mast;
You'll be split in two places and rendered half-assed.
Copyright;
Pete
Graf
Email:
ClarkRL@tvratings.com
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