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A School Day

Once upon a schoolday rotten
Came some bullies and they were plot'n
To mop my head across the bathroom floor
A mop mop mopping across the bathroom floor
Only this and nothing more

When all of a sudden there came a rapping
A tap tap tapping on the bathroom door
Only my head and nothing more

I started to scream to show my displeasure
but they wanted to open my head like some kind of treasure
and spill the contents across the bathroom floor.
Only this and nothing more

Oh won't these bullies please let me be
I promise I'll give them all of my money
and after they wiped me across the bathroom floor
they took this and nothing more.

So they just quit the beating right out of the blue
I guess it was because school's out it's five after two
but they dismissed it as if they were now bored
only this and nothing more

Copyright; Penman

 

 

 



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