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Bath Time

I was sat in the bath
counting my legs
and scrubbing my naughty bits
soaping my torso
my bum even more so
and sponging my hairy armpits.

With legs fully lathered
the shampoo suds gathered
as froth upon my head
I toyed with a loofah
my rubber duck too for
I love a bath play before bed.

The fun was soon finished
excitement diminished
as I was dragged out of the water
the plumber complained
that his patience was strained
as I bathed in view of his daughter
and shop staff and customers who were in the plumber's merchants store at the time.

Copyright; Stephen Cree
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