I was sat in the bath counting my legs and scrubbing my naughty bits soaping my torso my bum even more
so and sponging my hairy armpits.
With legs fully lathered the shampoo suds gathered as froth upon my head I toyed with a loofah my rubber duck too
for I love a bath play before bed.
The fun was soon finished excitement diminished as I was dragged out of the water the plumber complained that his patience was
strained as I bathed in view of his daughter and shop staff and customers who were in the plumber's merchants store at the time.