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Introduction

Sex education can't start too young
.

But Grampa, You Just Said "Two"

On board the Ark, the third day out,
The rainiest of morns,
Noah found he couldn't find
The pair of unicorns.

He met the son of Shem to whom
He had assigned the task.
"Where are those two unicorns?"
He stopped the kid to ask.

His grandson beamed, "Well, Grampa
Just follow, if you will.
And here they are! The nearest one
Is Jake.....the other's Bill."

Copyright; Tad Lawson
Email: tagady@aol.com

 

 



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