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If you had the chance to change anything about yourself what would it be?

Change

What would I change if I could be
The person who designed me?
Perhaps I'd be a blue-eyed blonde
Real slender and quite curvy.

No freckles on my face - or zits,
A smooth and clear complexion,
And long thin hands and tiny feet
Would be a nice selection.

I'd have a nose so small and straight
And ears like pearl shell exey,
And derriere that looked so hot
In tight fit jeans all sexy.

But I am happy after all
With rolls of fat prolific
And hairy armpits, bulky hips
And legs quite monolithic.

So why should change be what I want
My love has no objectioon
He's happy with the way I am,
You just can't beat perfection!

Copyright; Pat Cannard
Email: patcan@powerup.com.au

 

 



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