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Introduction

We all do it, but one's persons trash is another person's treasure.

Clutter or Collect?

To Clutter - or Collect?
(Definitions: Clutter - to fill a place with litter
Collect - accumulate)

Collecting - do I do it?
Just look inside my purse
There's bus tickets and ball point pens
Long lost receipts and worse!

And in the house are lurking
Articles, pamphlets and books
Plus pictures from old magazines
'Cos I liked a 'toy boy's' looks!

There's snapshots loose, for albums
Which I never seem to find
And heaps and heaps of little frogs
- Of the ornamental kind.

I have lots of things I cherish
But there's another thing
Can somebody please tell me
Why I need those bits of string?

I've made a resolution
To go against these trends
And beginning in the morning
I'll start collecting - friends!

Copyright; Pimms
Email: pimms@optusnet.com.au

 

 



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