Computer Unfriendly

I know it's the rage but I haven't caught on
I can't seem to get it. what the hell is .com?

I consider myself an intelligent female
but won't someone tell me how do I get my e-mail?

I've heard all the jargon but my brain is like wax
I need some assistance. How do I send a fax?

I've been told to quit trying and I just might consider it
My mouse even says I'm computer illiterate!

Copyright; Donna Vickodil