Confusion

The water looks quite wet today,
and there's oxygen in the air.
There's a blade of grass upon that hill,
and wood lice in my hair.

Why is it that we're never straight? -
the world is such a mess.
It's like our God has put us through
some special kind of test.

I know my goddamn last name,
it's written on my grave.
My dad's name is Francina,
and they call my mum 'Big Dave'.

I wonder why that's so you know,
because my mum's so small.
I wonder if they know what's right,
or if they know at all.

I butter all my apples,
and put chilli on my pork.
I put bathtubs around the bathplug,
and champagne around the cork.

And I know which way my house it.
It's over to the South.
But that's also where the North is.
I can see it with my mouth!

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