   Cop This The booze bus was out on a traffic attack.One driver was clear, till a spirited cop, having noticed some knives on the seat in the back, said "These are the weapons we're trying to stop!" The driver retorted "I juggle those things, that's why I stay sober. I can't have a drink". The cop said "You'll need to have hacksaws and wings, 'cause if you can't prove that, you'll be in the clink". The driver stepped out and went into his act. Blades flashed in the moonlight. The show was superb. Although very nervous, he never once cracked, so none of those knives found a way to the kerb. As Paddy was passing, with sighs of relief, he said to his mate "I'm not drinkin' no more". Young Mick asked him why, and the answer was brief - "I'd be certain to fail with that test I just saw" Copyright; Brian Bell
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