Introduction

This subject has been much maligned and avoided but is as much a part of who we are as sneezing… Oops!

Creative Expression

There are sleepy farts
and weepy farts,
Sneaky ones and streaky ones,
squashy ones and frothy ones,
They come in clusters
or can be gut-busters,
Some are pre-booked
and some are pre-cooked,
Or the dutch oven variety
can trigger sobriety
Or worse, a divorce,
which is not on, of course,
So check what you eat
so that you might beat
That damning affliction
which lacks refined diction,
Throw out the baked beans
and find other means,
Don't be a plodder
get rid of fart-fodder,
Bring back the romance
to the bedroom of chance,
No more of the farting,
no more of the parting
Of cheeks in the night
with all of your might,
Try passionate kisses,
no more hit and misses,
Deny the foul odour,
don't be an exploder,
Just try to impart
to your beloved sweetheart
Romance a-la-carte…
instead of a fart.

Copyright; Gay Liddington 1995
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