Introduction

Just a compilation of all bad things that may make you
wish you stayed in bed this day!

Cursed By A Rotten Day

Pushed the button,
It would not start,
"Break seal here"
It would not part,
Play a ticket,
Number never called,
Comb my hair,
Even though I'm bald.
Insert bill,
With face up,
Poured the coffee,
Without the cup.
Boarded the bus,
Left my package on the bench,
Sat by the bathroom,
What a terrible stench.
Missed my stop,
Tried to hail a cab,
J-Walking ticket,
By a cop I was nabbed.
Went upstairs and had a smoke,
(No, Paul would be mad)
Went upstairs and sat at my desk,
Hung up my coat,
And tore my vest,
I should go home,
End this rotten day,
Then I saw my pink slip,
And my final pay.
Escorted out,
By a man with a club,
Guess it was time,
To head for the pub,
Sat on the stool,
Ordered a beer,
Looked in the corner,
There was my dear,
On someone's lap,
She did sit,
Is there going to be
An end to this skit?
Better get back,
To my bed safe and sound,
Before I lose another round.
Off I go, my house I arrive,
Peel off my clothes,
Into bed I dive.
Fast alseep and away from
Day's hell,
I pray when I wake,
I'll be free from this spell!

Copyright; James Consiglio
Email: jamesconsiglio@netscape.net