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Deliah

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw her standing there alone dressed up in her smalls
She was a stunner
Putting my hand in my pocket I tickled my balls

My ,My, My, Deliah, Why, Why, Why, Deliah
I could see that girl was so good for me
She was in there and I was sat up in her tree

At break of day I was still in that tree and awaiting
She got out of bed and walked the length of the floor
Off came her nightie
Kicking off her panties she entered the bathroom door

My, My, My, Deliah, Why, Why, Why, Deliah
I could see her sitting having a pee
Oh how I wished I had her front door key

Then she opened the blinds and gave me a smile and a wave
Giving a full frontal I fell out of that tree
She was not a woman
A dick and a pair of ballocks was all I could see

Why, Why, Why, Deliah, My, My, My, Deliah
So before I come to kick down your door
Hold onto your goolies or you won't see them no more !!!!!

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