Tired of those wonderful crash diets??! The true facts of dieting !
DIETS
Give me the strength and time to stay away from all the goodies in the fridge that keep me looking that way!
The chocolates and the frostings that all taste so sweet that extra bag of candy left from Trick or Treat!
My mouth is a watering and trying to give in but my thighs are staring up at me WARNING: It's a Sin!
My tummy sure is growling and turning to and fro but my sag there just laughs it don't need to grow!
After all of this a running through my mind Ah Hell, I'll start tomorrow for now - It's quitting time!!!
Copyright; Allison Pitman Email: pitty@winco.net
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