Funny Poems

Introduction

Tired of those wonderful crash diets??!

The true facts of dieting !

DIETS

Give me the strength
and time to stay away
from all the goodies in the fridge
that keep me looking that way!

The chocolates and the frostings
that all taste so sweet
that extra bag of candy
left from Trick or Treat!

My mouth is a watering
and trying to give in
but my thighs are staring up at me
WARNING: It's a Sin!

My tummy sure is growling
and turning to and fro
but my sag there just laughs
it don't need to grow!

After all of this
a running through my mind
Ah Hell, I'll start tomorrow
for now - It's quitting time!!!

Copyright; Allison Pitman
Email: pitty@winco.net