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Introduction

Came from a spelling mistake, when a sports report stated that a huge track and field athlete had something to discus, and not discuss. Freudian slip or what!

Discusion

Massive, impassive,
Muscles and ripples,
A scar on his cheek,
Rings pierced his nipples,
And I knocked over his drink...!

"We have something to discus",
Said he.
"Don't you mean discuss" said me ?
He smiled and shook his head...

And this massive dark man,
Built like a tomb,
Picked me up in one hand, spun me,
And hurled me across the room.

Copyright; Neil O'Hara-Smith
Email: smithfamily613@cwctv.net

 

 



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