Introduction

: ...a few words from His Grace.

Dunroming

I am the Archbishop of Canterbury,
I wear a peculiar hat.
I'm head of the Church of England
And what could be finer than that?

But I was beginning to think last week
That no-one is listening to me when I speak
And if that is the case I shall shortly say
I'm jolly well not going to speak today.

I shan't speak at all for hours and hours
And if somebody asks if I've lost my powers
I shall say "You've got it! Precisely that!"
For what is the point of a funny hat

And a jewelled cope and a staff of gold
If nobody listens to what they're told.
And I don't care if they kiss my ring
And say "We're sorry" or anything.

I'm going back to Lambeth to have my tea.
They can all go jump in the Holy See!

Copyright; Joe Pamanian