Funny Poems CategorySubmit Your PoemSearch For A Poem

Introduction

Part of my latest set of poetry entitled Highs& Lows! Miscellaneous collection of various topics and themes that have caught my interest for one reason or another! Laughter is one of my favorite weapons to battle stress!! Minimum daily requirement? At least, 2 gutbuster giggles per day!! Enjoy!

EXERCISE!

Every day I am bombarded
In each direction that I turn
By those who claim that EXERCISE
Causes flab to crash and burn!

I did jumping jacks and sit ups
Went out and bought that darn machine
The one that guarantees in 30 days
I'd be trim and fit and lean...

I put it in the extra room
That we affectionately call the "gym"
With all the other paraphenalia
That will one day make me slim!

Ab mats for doing crunches
A small tramp to run in place
That awful, go-nowhere pedaling bike
That only leaves me red of face!

I have workout clothes and sweat bands
Even a "get-fit" coffee cup!
But that scale hasn't budged an inch
So, I'm on the verge of giving up!

I've just about convinced myself
That it's true what some folks say...
You have heard it too......Eat Right!
Get Fit? Die anyway!!

So for those who are devoted
To trying to make me over, PLEASE!
If God wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them on my knees!

I believe He loves us as we are
That includes both big AND small
So when I reach the gates of Heaven
It will be with flab and all!

Copyright; Dusty Tincher
Email: [email protected]
Web Site:
http://hometown.aol.com/dusty27103/index.html

 

 



[Home Page] [Free Mini-Course] [Funny Poems][Our FAQ's]
[Submit Your Poems] [Poetry Newsletter][About Us][Contact Us]

All poetry is copyright by the individual authors.
All other material on this web site, unless otherwise noted, is
Copyright. A
ll rights reserved.
1998 - , by Duncan Flynn
and www.funnypoets.com -
Contact us at:

Po Box 1041, Maleny, Qld, Australia
Phone: 0417 721 802