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Hey, Michelle Pfieffer, if you see it and like it, get in touch!!


Final Thoughts of a Deluded Man

Ring, ring......

The phone, the phone is ringing,
It wakes me from my slumber,
Is it Michelle Pfeiffer,
Or just a wrong number....?

Tap, tap........

Tapping at my window pane,
Is it Michelle Pfeiffer,
Or is it rain.....?

Ow ! Ow!...

Oh, I've got a cramp all down my arm,
A weight is pressing on my chest,
Is it Michelle Pfeiffer atop me,
Or a cardiac arr...

Copyright; Neil O'Hara-Smith
Email: smithfamily613@cwctv.net

 

 



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