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Introduction
Whether
you expected it or not, another Flag Day poem!
Flag
Day 2001: Signs
For
the catchiest ads with the cleverest puns,
You can vend your product with words of fun.
Like a sign in a market proclaiming this feat:
"You can beat our prices but you can't beat our meat."
And a septic tank truck explains this grouse:
"A straight flush will always beat a full house."
Gas station with a combo cafe
Says, "Eat here, get gas today."
Driving
a dumpster wouldn't be bad at all,
If the slogan says, "Welcome to City Haul."
And a flower shop most aptly should
Be formally known as "Plant Parenthood."
Yet the best----in a casino inscribed on a mirror,
And it said, "Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
Copyright;
Pete
Graf
Email:
ClarkRL@tvratings.com
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