Introduction

I wanted to get out and see the world.

Unfortunately, they all know what I look like now!

For all the World to See

I was sitting here
Typing words
When suddenly a wasp appeared
Buzzing loudly
Obviously annoyed
And looking very weird

A massive wasp
It must have weighed
A couple of pounds!
Heading straight for me
To some eerie
Buzzing sounds

Then it disappears
Down the neckline of
My shirt
Starts stinging me
And JESUS
Did it hurt

In panic now
I tear my shirt from
Off my back
But it slides down
And continues
it's attack

I'm terrorised
As it moves into
My boxer shorts
Buzzing round
Evoking
Dreadful thoughts

I rip my trousers off
And throw them
to the floor
And then my shorts
No clothes on
anymore

The wasp flies off
Here stands a naked
But thankful man
Then, in horror I notice
My newly purchased
WEBCAM!

Copyright; Paul Bearer
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