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Introduction

How a slight expulsion of air can be such a relief.

Gastric Air Retention!

It has come to my attention
That gastric Air Retention
Can induce a strange expression
On my face

I like to breathe the good air in
And to expel is not a sin
I won't explode and send my Organs
Into Space

So by using some discretion
I can lose my pained expression
Just by letting Mother Nature
Do her thing

It's my absolute belief
It's a wonderful relief
And it sometimes makes me want to
Dance and sing.

Copyright; Amin Sane
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