Introduction

A good poem to include in your Christmas Card.

God I Hate Christmas

God I hate Christmas
with all it's good cheer
I hearing people laughin'
but I shed a tear

Folks they just love ya'
one day of the year
The rest of the time
they wouldn't come near ya'

They send you a card
full of love and best wishes
Then in the New Year
they run off with ya' misses

They're stuffin' their gobs
as fast as they can
Bugger them starving,
in Afghanistan

Then Santa Clause comes
with a full sack
A new doll for Betty
a bike for our Jack

'Eat, drink and be merry
tomorrow we die'
Forget about Jesus
'let sleeping dogs lie'

You think I'm a cynic
a miserable bastard
Come Christmas day
I just wanta get plastered.

Copyright; Elaine Hamlet
Email: elasho@bigpond.com.au