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Could this be the perfect relationship? Cloning is never having to say sorry!

Go **** yourself (Meem 2)

I've found the perfect partner
We're in love, it's plain to see
I'm having sex with my clone
Yes, I'm in love with ME!

We never, ever fight or shout
We know just what we want
Yes, we're into textual intercourse
(And we both use the same font!)

And, as we're both the same person
(and, this is worth repeating)
The wife cannot divorce us either
'Cos, technically, it's not CHEATING!

Paul (and Paul)

Copyright; Paul Bearer
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