I've found the perfect partner We're in love, it's plain to see I'm having sex with my clone Yes, I'm in love with ME!
We never, ever fight or shout We know just what we want Yes, we're into textual intercourse (And we both use the same font!)
And, as we're both the same person (and, this is worth repeating) The wife cannot divorce us either 'Cos, technically, it's not CHEATING!
Paul (and Paul)
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