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Introduction
The scandle
has leaked out about our country's most famous Mid-Winter Icon. Where were
you, on the day America's trust was turned upside down? Here are the events
as they happened...
Groundhog
Daze
I've
got lots of reasons, for why I'm gonna scream,
just can't handle living in this 'white-out' type of scene.
I enjoy the changing cycles,
too much driving with white knuckles,
oh please wake me from this hibernated dream.
Every
year they flock by thousands to this place,
a furry animal's predictions we embrace,
no matter if he's wrong or right,
make sure his shadow's out of sight,
those tourists dollars smile upon each business face.
This
winter broke all kinds of records with the snow,
and yet this country still expects to see a show,
what happened next was so historic,
all the press were quite euphoric,
the star attraction stays more active than we know.
Once
our hero left his burrow, things went totally amiss,
three little babies ran to catch him, feeling full of bliss,
the crowds were buzzing with surprise,
our town's Mayor sat and cried,
because, "Punxsutawney Phil" is really... "Punxsutawney
Phyllis"!
Copyright;
Pamela Dow
Email:
pep5@mediaone.net
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