Homework Task:
Ask your parents for some good advice

If you don't play with someone else then don't
play with them at all; take people's insides
and not their outsides; always double check things;
never work if you're not getting paid;
don't get married twice; do something yourself
or don't do it at all; try finding a job
that's forever, like at McDonalds; study hard
and have fun while you can; be sure to jump
out of the bath before the crocodile comes;
value yourself and not others; just do it;
my mum wasn't home and so my dad
couldn't think of anything to say;
do what we did when we were small; my parents
couldn't understand the question and I didn't know
how to explain it to them, but if they could
understand it then perhaps they'd tell me
how the best advice is that some things
can't be explained; be sure never to buy
yourself a house that doesn't have a backdoor.

Copyright; Jefferson Kinsman
(and a class of 13 year olds)