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I'm A Hotel Manager

I'm a Hotel Manager,
Always at my best,
Providing customer service,
And satisfaction to every guest.

I'm expected to speak the language,
Of each and every nation,
Be a geographical expert,
When taking a reservation.

I check you in, I check you out,
I can even read your mind,
Send a fax, fix the printer,
All at the same time.

Change a light bulb, flip a breaker,
Of course I can repair your T.V!
Fix the A/C, plunge a toilet,
A Jack Of All Trades, that's me.

I'm a desk clerk, I'm a housemaid,
I'm a bellboy at the door,
Catering to your every whim,
I'm your personal slave, need I say more!

Copyright; Carol Prince

 

 



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