Introduction

Life can bring us many little annoyances like GST, having to pee in the middle of the night, a partner who pisses off, and a lack of sex. But the bottom line is knowing you're okay in spite of all the above.

I'm Pissed Off!

I'm pissed off about GST
and having to pee
in the middle of the night.
Being a single girl
who's toes haven't curled
for a bloody long time
It's a crime. I've gotta say
about the day he went away.
Yes, I'm pissed off
'cause he took the cat
and the neighbour's wife,
Shit, now he's in strife!
But I've got my life - back
and am happy to scoff
that I'm no longer pissed off
Except about the GST
and having to pee
in the middle of the night.

Copyright; Gay Liddington
Email: visionpower@ozemail.com.au
From her book "Beyond Happily Ever After"