Jesus The Healer
The Lord looked down upon the world and saw things weren't too good. His word had been forgotten or at best misunderstood.
'My Son' he said 'you must return to Earth's polluted shore, to demonstrate your powers till they worship us once more'.
'Yes, Father' said the Nazarene and followed this request. He advertised that healing would restore those freely blessed.
A crowd assembled in the park to chance to touch this man. Each person healed had definite proof of God's eternal plan.
But one on crutches backed away as Jesus ventured near. When asked 'Don't you want healing, Son?' his face was filled with fear.
Then Jesus simply said to him 'You're ruining my show'. He answered 'Stop! My compo claim has three more weeks to go!'
Copyright; Brian Bell
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