This
is just a bit of cheerful vulgarity to bring a (possibly reluctant) smile
to your lips.
Jumper
She was the
frumpiest of frumps;
Her brains had once been Forest Gump´s;
Her face revealed, between the lumps,
More stretch marks than Ivana Trump´s,
Her hair was rats´ tails grown in clumps;
Her legs were straight as cricket stumps;
Her breasts were Bactrian camel´s humps,
Her rump the Everest of rumps -
But, my lads, she gave free jumps!
