Introduction

Just a Theory

The question is who, what, and why we are here
A question that will linger after a full case of beer

Are we children of God that inhabit this earth
Or the product of monkies who kept giving birth

Now rarely do people bring aliens into the picture
Our only two choices are evolution and scripture

Now scientists want DNA, facts, and samples
All I have is a false theory with an accurate example

Let's just say two aliens got drunk one night
Were looking for action so their spaceship took flight

Crash landed here first thing they saw was a monkey
Who's friends looked good to, so the spacemen got funky

They sobered up, realizing what they did
And beat up the monkies who had us as a kid

They left their children to be a hybrid gimp
With extraterrestrial intelligence, yet dumb as a chimp

Aliens skip through the universe like a sudden flash
We can fly to Chicago and hope we don't crash

They have enormous eyes and are hairless beings
We have half bald men who have trouble seeing

They don't have to speak, they communicate through thinking
We understand mumbles after a long night of drinking

They arrive in our skies as if to babysit
We arrived on the moon it's the furthest we could get

So if your searching for meaning don't even bother
NASA was created to find our drunk abusive father

Copyright; Matt Haught
Email: sonofanape@aol.com