My life is like a kitchen fridge. The analogy is frightening How analysing this white good Gives insights so enlightening. For when I was new and little used I sparkled glistening white, And when I was open wide to view My bulb inside shone bright. My contents stayed so fresh and crisp I could instantly defrost. My motor ran infrequently To minimise my cost. I gave the picture I was smart And kept a tight schedule. I was quick and efficient. I kept my calm and cool. Alas I am no longer new, I've been well used and battered. I have not been well maintained As nothing really mattered. My door seals leak. My bulb has blown. My vegetables froze. My freezer is so full of frost Its door cannot be closed. My motor runs incessantly, Its longevity's in doubt. It rattles loud and shakes the floor. It may soon burn right out. I'm overloaded, overworked. This chill I cannot keep. If I do not change immediately I'm to the garbage heap. I need a defrost right away. I hardly can recall The feel of ice slabs falling off To free my freezer walls. I know it will envigorate To warm my freezing core And drip my drips with no control To puddle on the floor. Oh what a wonderful release To make a mighty mess And let the food warm up and rot While feeling quite guiltless. I'll rid my shelves of all the food And clean off all the mould. I want to have a complete new start And not be undersold. I'll get new seals to line my door To make it fit right tight And wear a long-life new bulb So I'll always shine out bright. Before you let yourself frost up And be the burnt out fool Start your own defrost program So you can keep your "cool".
Copyright; Dr John Parker - The Poetry Doctor Email: drjohnparker@hotmail.com Web Site: www.thepoetrydoctor.com
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