you ever met a happy bus driver? If you have - I'd like to meet him. They
grunt, grumble and huff as you struggle past. Just to see one smile would
If you'd like
to hurry up,
I mean I ain't got all day,
I don't wait here for the fun of it,
you're all making a delay,
me leave you standing,
Oh I'm not trying to be funny,
But I shall put my foot down,
unless I see THE right money!
Your type keep
my Mrs moaning,
She says, "Bill; you always come home late"
I said "I don't do it on purpose,
That fortune must be fate!"
I could swap
shifts with Frank and do his run,
I used too - when me and Flo first got wed,
But now I drive the Brixton round,
So I can wet me whistle at the ole kings head!
she waits for me in the front room,
Looking severely angry and with her arms crossed,
I've tried every excuse in the book!
"Went to hospital, bus broke down - I got lost!"
bag - gives me no freedom,
all I ask is for a good night out,
We have to go to the orchestra or theatre!
Any other place than the pub when she's about
life is looking a lot brighter,
I shine in everything I now do!
Its all thanks to an attractive, cheerful brunette
Who hops on at stop twenty four Birlington Avenue!