Le banker heureuse
(The happy banker)
(A French accent may or may not help)

Copyright; Roger Wooller

I'm happy just because I'm going banking,
I'm putting all my money in "la bonk".
I was feeling sad and very slightly wonky
because my only option was to wonk.

But now I've met a girl who feels the same way.
She loves it... going banking too.
I took her banking out along the tramway,
we banked together in the Melbourne Zoo.

I asked her if my card was to my credit,
she said "Why don't you slip it in and see?"
I found the slot and tenderly I fed it
into the bank - "I like accountancee!"

Oh wow! I think my bank account is bigger.
Does all this overbanking make it so?
My girl seems to have modified her figure,
her assets - they have just begun to grow.

Mon Dieu! Monetary joy is momentary, the bliss
of mounting figures is a ghost.
For now upon the morning I must marry
and pay int'rest on what int'rests me the most.

Copyright; Roger Wooller