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Introduction

Just a stray thought I had.

Living On A Large Scale

I'm a maiden young and tender,
D-cup breasts and waist so slender,
Sculpted hips and milk-white thighs.

But keep your gaze above my ankles,
Lower down it somewhat rankles:
European shoe size...
Forty-nine.

Copyright; S Theobald
Email: stt@bang-olufsen.dk

 

 



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