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Introduction

This poem was written for my long suffering wife, Janet.


Love Poem

I love you like a cold pint
on a red hot summer day
I love you like a Kewell goal
as Leeds beat Scum away
I love you like the crash chord
played in 'Won't Get Fooled Again'
I love you like a Python sketch
they're all etched on my brain
I love you like the feel of cash
first issued clean and crisp
I love you like a twenty-one
that turns up when I twist
I love you like the nightcap
that sets me up for bed
I love you like the musty smell
that permeates my shed
I love you just like everything
that ever gave me pleasure
so please accept this sickly verse
and snoggery beyond measure

Copyright; Stephen Cree
Email: thuddingmushrooms@btinternet.com
Web Site: http://whyfronts.tripod.com/stupidpoetry

 

 



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