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I was listening to the TV the other day and LOW AND BEHOLD, they've decided that we can no longer order our eggs SUNNY SIDE UP! No kidding...no restaraunt in America can serve eggs sunny side up. This is how it ALL starts, today--they tell us how we can eat, tomorrow, they will tell us how we can sleep... WHAT'S NEXT?? Are they going to tell us how to take a crap???

Love: Sunny Side Up

I wanted to sex you
triple vex you
with my hot and hungry tongue

I wanted to hex you
to perplex you
with my mouth so starved for you

But I guess that I can't do that now
'cuz they've gone and made a law:
NO MORE EGGS SUNNY SIDE UP
I couldn't believe what I saw!

There it was on my TV
yet another thing they're taking away-
this country that calls itself
FREE

I ran to your arms
to your orange & white charms
onto the greased griddle
where we play.

Tell me that it isn't true.
They can't tell me
how to make LOVE to you!

But as they flipped you over
in the pan
I knew it would never
be the same again.

Copyright; Faline
Email: faline@poem.org
Web Site: http://greg-n-andrea.com

 

 



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