As good as it sometimes can get!
I Wanded Him!
My rotten husband of many years,
had a means of taunting, that could drive drive me to tears:
He would roll up some papers and make a wand,
just to wave it in my face and see me respond!
Then, to make matters worse, in his own sick way,
he would tap my head and rudely say,
"This is magic, Dear,
can you disappear?"
I hated those words; They were meant for my demise,
but I turned them around to his own surprise!
After years of abuse, my day had come;
It was finally time to repay the bum.
I took some papers I held in my hand,
rolled up a wand and made my stand.
As he drew near, I tapped his head,
and with sweet revenge, I clearly said,
"This is magic, Dear, can you disappear?"
The wand was truly magic, and he vanished by its force!
You see, the wand was made of papers,
drawn up for our divorce.
Copyright; James Hacsi
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