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Just one of a series I am working on which I am calling (at this stage) "Working Women - A Blokes View".

La Femme Dentale

She is my Venus in her pale blue gown,
but well armed with tools of her pursuit.
She leans in close to ponder my last root
canal and how she did repair that crown.

My lustful thoughts apparent in my gaze
as I recline, wide open to her look;
she probes with instruments that poke and hook.
Her touch does set my pallid cheeks ablaze.

While spikes of stainless probe at my dentine,
refused are my requests for Novocaine,
she'd rather see me give a wince of pain.
My new perversion has become routine.

Relaxing to the gentle throb, though bruised,
I smile in quiet reflection that I can
claim all this treatment on my Dental Plan.
My other S&M claims were refused.

Copyright; Roger Fraser

 



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