girlfriend is always going on and on about how I should go skiing with
I don't have any issues with those who go skiing, I just don't fancy it.
I always hear stories about skiing injuries, and to be honest the thought
of careering down a hill at far too many miles an hour scares me stupid.
No I don't
I don't want to break a limb
I fancy my chances of staying intact are hopelessly, painfully slim.
is all wrong you see
I can't even walk a straight line
No, a pair of skis are incompatible with these clumsy legs of mine.
the scenery looks amazing, in the brochures that I've seen,
But there's a world of danger in the:
Call me a wimp,
I don't care
I'll admit I am a cynic.
But I don't want to spend my hard earned cash
On a holiday that ends in the clinic.