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Ansett Blues David Peetz

The day is born, the sun is ris, I wonder if my flight home is.

Anthem of Frustration Evan Elpus

You've rung the Melbourne offices of No-One's Ever Here; Please leave your name and number and then kindly disappear.

From On High Evan Elpus

Ten stories up, I run the joint; You man the firm's front door. We're nicely placed to prove a point Of economic law;...

Mountain Hero Patricia Markey

Way up in the mountain ranges, where the bellbirds ring the changes, and the Autumn deer are roaring underneath the gum trees soaring, .....

New Arrival (Ex Top Ten) Brian Bell

The Pope was standing by St. Peter's gate with no-one there to welcome him, it seems, from five AM till almost half past eight, which didn't reinforce his lifelong dreams....

Rich Old Man Joe Pamanian

First things first.

Showerdance: The Poem Rob Swales

I never show my dancing skills in public It's not that I can't dance you know, I prefer to reserve my artistic talent For the right place to let it show.....

The Customer (Ex Top Ten) Frank Halliwell

Wouldn't you like a stranglehold when businesses keep you on hold?

The Super Computer Augustus J Venselaar

In a big coastal city they built a huge computer. The man in charge of the department, a straight shooter. Invited the lord mayor and some others too. For a grand viewing, to show what it could do....

The Lawyer's Lament (Ex Top Ten) David Peetz

What is the link betwen lawyers and rats? And why would men in black gowns fear blokes in white coats?

The Loophole's Loophole Royce Koon

A loophole was in his contract. A loophole his good lawyer knit. A loophole so skillfully woven, a loophole it did not look it....



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