The day is born, the sun is ris, I wonder if my flight home is.

You've rung the Melbourne offices of No-One's Ever Here; Please leave your name and number and then kindly disappear.

Ten stories up, I run the joint; You man the firm's front door. We're nicely placed to prove a point Of economic law;...

Way up in the mountain ranges, where the bellbirds ring the changes, and the Autumn deer are roaring underneath the gum trees soaring, .....

The Pope was standing by St. Peter's gate with no-one there to welcome him, it seems, from five AM till almost half past eight, which didn't reinforce his lifelong dreams....

First things first.

I never show my dancing skills in public It's not that I can't dance you know, I prefer to reserve my artistic talent For the right place to let it show.....

Wouldn't you like a stranglehold when businesses keep you on hold?

In a big coastal city they built a huge computer. The man in charge of the department, a straight shooter. Invited the lord mayor and some others too. For a grand viewing, to show what it could do....

What is the link betwen lawyers and rats? And why would men in black gowns fear blokes in white coats?

A loophole was in his contract. A loophole his good lawyer knit. A loophole so skillfully woven, a loophole it did not look it....