Abie was a Jewish boy. His father said, "My son. You must be circumcised, you know!" And that was duly done.....

What's going on? My brother Barry asked of me "Stick up your head, and tell us what you see"...

Me earliest recollection is the smell of rottin' cabbage .....

Take this advice at your peril!!

This happened one winter morning when my daughter was four.

The father smiled to see his child come running to his side. "Please tell me, Daddy, what is meant by that word 'sex'" she cried.

There comes that time in every child's life to ask the question.

This poem illustrates how traumatic the first day of school can be. It's a true story.

You've seen the signs in front yards. Here's what's behind the words.

Inside the mind of a teen that is grounded!

Screaming, struggling, to the point of tears, he continued the drama, as though for years,

Some animals make perfect pets, some animals don't.

Thank you for the party Mum My birthday was such fun I know my friends will all come back When I have another one ….

Picking up the kids And all their little troubles Doing it all quick....

Little blue eyed Rose Sinclair, Stood shyly by the barber's chair While Mr. Fairclough trimmed the hair Of Rose's father, sitting there....

Doc, I'm really in a pickle; My little girl just ate a nickel....

I knew he was perfectly capable of such a crime.....

Its a wet- wet -wet -dark Sunday, I'm standing at my sink. I'm looking at my Goldfish, What does my goldfish think?

Just what do mums find under their young sons' beds?

When you were born you looked so cute all dressed up in your birthday suit.

You wonder why our parents bother giving us a name, As people change the ones we get so nothing is the same. An Anthony becomes Tony and Michael, Mike or Mick, And Joseph always ends of Joe, all Richard gets is Dick....

Junior bit the meter man. Junior kicked the cook Junior's antisocial now (According to the book)

I wrote this little parody for Teacher's Day (Sept 5th). With due respect to Walt Whitman.

Young boys get a kick out of seeing a girls underwear and will often try every trick in the book to do so.

Can you buy me a doll mum can you buy me a dress, can you buy me some paints mum so I can make a mess! ...

He's bought himself a set of drums - Seems that's the latest fad For them with teenage craniums Just to annoy their Dad....

It oozes up between your toes, then dribbles slowly down your nose - squishing, squelching through your hair, This ghastly goo is everywhere!

Each year our schools combined to have, the Catholic College Ball, It was agreed it would be held, at St. Joey's Parish Hall. For weeks before the boys had asked, the girls could they befriend, And every night from six till eight, dance practice they'd attend....

Have you ever wondered how a legend got started?

There's a famous seaside town called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son...

You cared for me when I was young with tender love and care. You gave me food and shelter, and some clothes for me to wear...

Remember what It's like to be a teenager? As you move on to the age of parenting here is a little personal reminder for you to remember exactly what it is like!

I have this four-wheel motor bike that we all call Big Red. For eight long years, he worked the land, but now Big Red is dead.

Once I had an awful dream....

Remember all those basic manners your mother taught you when you were young..here is the real version of what she means to say.

This poem is about a snowmen and contains hilarious insights into christmas culture and child psychology.