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| A Christmas Tale | Jacqueline Ramm | ||
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At this time of year it is patently clear that the males are the ones who are blest. |
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| A Letter to Rudolph | Denise Hobbs | ||
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Another Lonely Christmas for Mrs R Reindeer.... |
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| An Eighties Christmas Flashback | Flower Child | ||
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Christmas Party times of the 80's. How that generation "tiptoed through the tulips". |
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| A Politically Correct Christmas Story | Author Unknown | ||
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'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". |
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| A Seasonal Request | Steve Morris | ||
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A middle aged, sad bloke writes a letter to Santa in the hope a having a buxom lass delivered down the chimney! Note: This poem was created in Lancashire - UK (It helps if you imagine the accent!) |
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| At Christmas Time | Bruce Thompson | ||
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At Xmas time when we were kids, we were bloody poor, and Santa weren't too generous when he knocked upon our door.... |
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| A Tree-mendous Holiday | David Alston | ||
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Originally written for our inclusion in our family christmas cards - a true story. The ups and downs of a Christmas Tree. |
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| Christmas | Liz Garrad | ||
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I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May |
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| Christmas Haiku | Carla Firey | ||
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The right gift is never forthcoming... |
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| Christmas Tradition | Kathryn (Chris) Hamann | ||
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My father was Catholic of a true Irish strain It was a point of honour that from the first Sunday in Advent he never drew one sober breath The Lord was toasted / made welcome in every inn. |
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| Christmas Stew | Pete Graf | ||
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Now here's a recipe that I think is just fine: Find a pot and some fire for heating. Get some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme; Say "Hello" ..... It's Season's Greetings.... |
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| Compliments of the Season | Jessie Morton | ||
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From an old bird who's been well stuffed..... |
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| Dear Santa | Robyn Scott | ||
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All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men, A football team . League or Union . I don't mind, ... |
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| Eleven Months | DonL | ||
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No one understands why I don't seem to worry that I have not started Christmas shopping. It's just that I make up my mind what I want to buy and just go out and buy it! |
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| God I Hate Christmas | Elaine Hamlet | ||
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A good poem to include in your Christmas Card. |
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| Ho! Ho! Ho! And Jingle Bells | Robyn Scott | ||
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Ho! Ho! Ho! and Jingle Bells, What's all the fuss about? The rich food and the drinkies, Only inflame my bloody gout. ... |
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| It's Nearly Christmas | Joel Bjorling | ||
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I saw an ad for a Christmas CD on TV. We haven't even tricked or treated yet. Santa has booked his flight. |
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| Jingle Bells (Aussie style) | Colin Buchanan | ||
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Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot,... |
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| One Memorable Christmas | Catherine Grieshammer | |||
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Wracking my brain for a suitable few lines for a self-made christmas card - I kind of got carried away and ended up with this.. |
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| Santa | Russ Moore | |||
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NO! Couldn't Be! Is It... Santa? ;o) |
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| Santa Claus Was Coming To Oz | David Peetz | |||
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A sleigh-load of foreigners, obviously seeking asylum in Australia, was turned back from entering Australian waters by the navy, Immigration Minister Mr Phillip Ruddock announced today. |
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Santa is a Line Dancer | Joel Bjorling | ||
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You thought Santa spent Christmas Eve with reindeers--are you in for a surprise! |
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| Sixteen in the Sixties | Jessie Morton | |||
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Life and times of two old love junkies from the Swinging Sixties, of London's Kings Rd Chelsea |
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| Thank You | William Church | |||
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For a "thank you" letter …. |
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| The Cats Who Saved Christmas | Kim Ward | |||
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My poem is a silly parody to the ancient poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
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| The Inconvienice of Christmas | Phillip Mitchell | |||
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Christmas is coming. I hate this time of year. Here's a poem that destroys my festive cheer. |
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| The Perfect Gift | Author Unknown | |||
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Be warned, this is long, but I have been told it is worth the read :) |
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| The School Nativity Play | Liz Garrad | |||
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I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May |
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| The Tree | DonL | |||
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The time had come around again it was time to get our tree In the car we piled us boys, my sister on mum's knee... |
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| Thinking of YOU This Christmas | Russ Moore | |||
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Ah, the Holiday Season... Family, friends, and the joy of... receiving! ;o) |
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| Twas the night before christmas in USA | Michael Raff | |||
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes..... |
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| T'was The Month After Christmas | Author Unknown | |||
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Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. |
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| Up On the Desktop, Click, Click, Click! | Scott Emmons | |||
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How much do we REALLY know about this Santa Claus guy? |
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| Reflections on Yule | Margaret Muir | |||
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It's here again, it's Christmas time, That glorious event, That brings together families And relatives and friends. |
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