Christmas Poems


Christmas Poems

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A Christmas Tale Jacqueline Ramm

At this time of year it is patently clear that the males are the ones who are blest.

A Letter to Rudolph Denise Hobbs

Another Lonely Christmas for Mrs R Reindeer....

An Eighties Christmas Flashback Flower Child

Christmas Party times of the 80's. How that generation "tiptoed through the tulips".

A Politically Correct Christmas Story Author Unknown

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".

A Seasonal Request Steve Morris

A middle aged, sad bloke writes a letter to Santa in the hope a having a buxom lass delivered down the chimney! Note: This poem was created in Lancashire - UK (It helps if you imagine the accent!)

At Christmas Time Bruce Thompson

At Xmas time when we were kids, we were bloody poor, and Santa weren't too generous when he knocked upon our door....

A Tree-mendous Holiday David Alston

Originally written for our inclusion in our family christmas cards - a true story. The ups and downs of a Christmas Tree.

Christmas Liz Garrad

I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May

Christmas Haiku Carla Firey

The right gift is never forthcoming...

Christmas Tradition Kathryn (Chris) Hamann

My father was Catholic of a true Irish strain It was a point of honour that from the first Sunday in Advent he never drew one sober breath The Lord was toasted / made welcome in every inn.

Christmas Stew Pete Graf

Now here's a recipe that I think is just fine: Find a pot and some fire for heating. Get some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme; Say "Hello" ..... It's Season's Greetings....

Compliments of the Season Jessie Morton

From an old bird who's been well stuffed.....

Dear Santa Robyn Scott

All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men, A football team . League or Union . I don't mind, ...

Eleven Months DonL

No one understands why I don't seem to worry that I have not started Christmas shopping. It's just that I make up my mind what I want to buy and just go out and buy it!

God I Hate Christmas Elaine Hamlet

A good poem to include in your Christmas Card.

Ho! Ho! Ho! And Jingle Bells Robyn Scott

Ho! Ho! Ho! and Jingle Bells, What's all the fuss about? The rich food and the drinkies, Only inflame my bloody gout. ...

It's Nearly Christmas Joel Bjorling

I saw an ad for a Christmas CD on TV. We haven't even tricked or treated yet. Santa has booked his flight.

Jingle Bells (Aussie style) Colin Buchanan

Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot,...

One Memorable Christmas Catherine Grieshammer

Wracking my brain for a suitable few lines for a self-made christmas card - I kind of got carried away and ended up with this..

Santa Russ Moore

NO! Couldn't Be! Is It... Santa? ;o)

Santa Claus Was Coming To Oz David Peetz

A sleigh-load of foreigners, obviously seeking asylum in Australia, was turned back from entering Australian waters by the navy, Immigration Minister Mr Phillip Ruddock announced today.

Santa is a Line Dancer Joel Bjorling

You thought Santa spent Christmas Eve with reindeers--are you in for a surprise!

Sixteen in the SixtiesJessie Morton

Life and times of two old love junkies from the Swinging Sixties, of London's Kings Rd Chelsea

Thank You William Church

For a "thank you" letter .

  The Cats Who Saved Christmas Kim Ward

My poem is a silly parody to the ancient poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas"

  The Inconvienice of Christmas Phillip Mitchell

Christmas is coming. I hate this time of year. Here's a poem that destroys my festive cheer.

  The Perfect Gift Author Unknown

Be warned, this is long, but I have been told it is worth the read :)

The School Nativity PlayLiz Garrad

I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May

The Tree DonL

The time had come around again it was time to get our tree In the car we piled us boys, my sister on mum's knee...

  Thinking of YOU This Christmas Russ Moore

Ah, the Holiday Season... Family, friends, and the joy of... receiving! ;o)

  Twas the night before christmas in USA Michael Raff

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.....

  T'was The Month After Christmas Author Unknown

Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

Up On the Desktop, Click, Click, Click! Scott Emmons

How much do we REALLY know about this Santa Claus guy?

Reflections on Yule Margaret Muir

It's here again, it's Christmas time, That glorious event, That brings together families And relatives and friends.



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