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| A Bedwetting Child's Evening Prayer | Albert Van Hoogmoed | |||
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Now I lay me down to sleep... |
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Albert Brown | Martin Bentley | ||
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Albert Brown was a naval man Of proud but lowly rank. .... |
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| Bogey | Bethany Brown | |||
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The appeal of nose-picking whilst bored... |
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| Can You Kazoo? | Gerald Bosacker | |||
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A wonderful horn the Kazoo...... |
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| Cleopatra | Laurel Kirkwood | |||
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Some motherly advice from history for my daughter. |
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| Graffiti | Ian Mackay | |||
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I found these words of wisdom, Inscribed on a dunny wall; Put there with a firmish hand... "God made MAN first of all." ... |
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Hot Stuff! | Eva Rose | ||
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Hot and Spicy Very nicey.... |
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| Little Mister Kipperface | Andrew Matthews | |||
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I wrote this poem in 1991 for a friend's small daughter. Here in England, a kipper is a salted herring and a very popular fish to eat, especially for breakfast. |
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| Missing - Reward Offered | Julie Angel | |||
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I thought I'd sit and write a ditty Full of charm and rather witty Then tragedy! - this is no rumour.... |
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Pedro the Paranoid Pirhanna 
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The Grin Reaper | |||
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I'm Pedro the paranoid pirhanna, and I don't think that I'll see manyana,'cos some o' me mates, want me on their plates - |
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| Pretend Art | Gerald Bosacker | |||
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I think most modern art is mostly fraud ...... |
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| Private
Play
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Alan Corkish | |||
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When I was a little boy Snuggled safe in bed They said I should play with my soldiers.. |
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| Quest | Pat Cannard | |||
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I got distressed that my contest now met with jest so to the west I flung with zest my brand new vest. |
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| Scottish Breakfast | Peter Holzworth | |||
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Black Pudding With Haggis and Egg, ... |
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| Shined On Top | Gerald Bosacker | |||
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My younger friends can hurt me ...... |
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| That
For The Blokes
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Aaron Johnson | |||
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Now I'm old and feeble, And my pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout... |
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| The Cuckoo | Sandy | |||
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A strange bird ... |
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| The Flute Tutor | Carolyn Wells | |||
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A tooter who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. |
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| Tim | Stuart Brewster | |||
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Tim, the insane inventor, Created a woman, but bent her....... |
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| Turvy Topsy | Julie Angel | |||
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One fine summers day in mid winter I set off for a walk at a run ......... |
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| Vic The Vagrant | Stephen Cree | |||
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Vic the vagrant wasn't fragrant but he didn't care... |
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| Warm Comfort | Peter C Friis | |||
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To blow a fart Is good for the heart.... |
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| You Are What You Eat | Gerald Bosacker | |||
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I think most modern art is mostly fraud ...... |
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