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Albert Van
Hoogmoed
Now I lay me down to sleep... Martin Bentley Albert Brown was a naval man Of proud but lowly rank. .... Bethany
Brown
The appeal of nose-picking whilst bored... Gerald Bosacker
A wonderful horn the Kazoo...... Laurel
Kirkwood
Some motherly advice from history for my daughter. Ian Mackay
I found these words of wisdom, Inscribed on a dunny wall; Put there with a firmish hand... "God made MAN first of all." ... Eva Rose Hot and Spicy Very nicey.... I wrote this poem in 1991 for a friend's small daughter. Here in England, a kipper is a salted herring and a very popular fish to eat, especially for breakfast. I thought I'd sit and write a ditty Full of charm and rather witty Then tragedy! - this is no rumour....
Pedro the Paranoid Pirhanna
The Grin Reaper
I'm Pedro the paranoid pirhanna, and I don't think that I'll see manyana,'cos some o' me mates, want me on their plates - Gerald Bosacker
I think most modern art is mostly fraud ......
Private Play
Alan Corkish
When I was a little boy Snuggled safe in bed They said I should play with my soldiers.. Pat Cannard
I got distressed that my contest now met with jest so to the west I flung with zest my brand new vest. Peter Holzworth
Black Pudding With Haggis and Egg, ... Gerald Bosacker
My younger friends can hurt me ......
That For The Blokes
Aaron
Johnson
Now I'm old and feeble, And my pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout... Sandy
A strange bird ... Carolyn Wells
A tooter who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Stuart
Brewster
Tim, the insane inventor, Created a woman, but bent her....... One fine summers day in mid winter I set off for a walk at a run ......... Stephen Cree
Vic the vagrant wasn't fragrant but he didn't care... Peter C Friis
To blow a fart Is good for the heart.... Gerald Bosacker
I think most modern art is mostly fraud ......
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