A Change of Habit
iAn affair with a nun? It happened ooh my little blue nun
A Languid Cup of Tea
Flirting in English Tea Rooms is frowned upon apparently....
During a long distance phone call to a friend in South america, the subject of men, relationships and love arose. My friend said (in her thick accent) "Don't worry darlink...all you need is 'appiness" I think this is what she meant….
A Special Love
How can I compare your beauty to other faces? You seduce me in the sunshine unashamedly, knowing I cannot look away....
Now that I realise I have this obsession with books and reading, I need to find out if I am the only one who feels this way!
I Am Just A Normal Guy But...
(Ex Top Ten)
Here is a weird funny song I wrote a while ago, and to this day cannot put it to music - that makes it a poem.
(Ex Top Ten)
An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said....
I Wish I Was A Donut
I wish I was a donut And get eaten every day To stick on someone's fingers In a most delightful way....
Le banker heureuse (The happy banker
I'm happy just because I'm going banking, I'm putting all my money in "la bonk". I was feeling sad and very slightly wonky because my only option was to wonk.
Love Came Cautiously
like, at first, I tried not to notice her she was lovely, lovable, loved everybody loved her I didn't want to notice her ....
Maid For Me
You're the sand in my cement We're Burton and Taylor ( Before Burton went ).......
My Phallic Lover
You're the train inside my tunnel You're the finger in my glove You're the gear stick in my gearbox My god this must be love….
Nothing Is Quite What It Seems!
This poem has it all, passion, romance, mystery, intrigue and even a little animal magnetism! How can you resist?
(Ex Top Ten)
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far....
BarBaRa (The Essence) Brickland
You know what it's like? you're home alone..You have this..um..urge..to..Well, you call her, and she's happy...she's very happy to hear your voice.
Showerdance: The Poem
I never show my dancing skills in public It's not that I can't dance you know, I prefer to reserve my artistic talent For the right place to let it show.....
Shoot The Breeze
It sorta just came out - I really shouldn't have sex with my mouth open. Despite my caution - I mean, after infatuation, what then?
Hey! You! Yeah, you with that "I've got nearly enough on my plate but I'd like a serving of you dressed in nothing more than massage oil" look in your eyes.....
The Winds of Change
Dedicated to all those female single thirtysomethings who dearly wish to be sexbombs but can't quite pull it off!
You Know What I Like
She likes what she likes. Here are her instructions....
Venus in Jodhpurs
I were stood in a clearin' dreamily endearin' to the antics of two little birds who were puddlin' and preenin'
Hot and wet ... I rediscover, The magic of my secret lover, Work day's problems in the past..
While Watching The News
N. A. T. O. accidentally killed Innocent civilians today I placed my hand on his knee ...
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