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| A Change of Habit | Dam | |||
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iAn affair with a nun? It happened ooh my little blue nun |
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| A Languid Cup of Tea | Mir | |||
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Flirting in English Tea Rooms is frowned upon apparently.... |
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| Appiness | Arcadia Flynn | |||
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During a long distance phone call to a friend in South america, the subject of men, relationships and love arose. My friend said (in her thick accent) "Don't worry darlink...all you need is 'appiness" I think this is what she meant…. |
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| A Special Love | Rob Swales | |||
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How can I compare your beauty to other faces? You seduce me in the sunshine unashamedly, knowing I cannot look away.... |
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| Bibliophilia | Tony Lupton | |||
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Now that I realise I have this obsession with books and reading, I need to find out if I am the only one who feels this way! |
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I
Am Just A Normal Guy But... 
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(Woody) Meltcher | |||
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Here is a weird funny song I wrote a while ago, and to this day cannot put it to music - that makes it a poem. |
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| Itchy
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Marco Gliori | |||
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An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said.... |
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| I Wish I Was A Donut | Therese | |||
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I wish I was a donut And get eaten every day To stick on someone's fingers In a most delightful way.... |
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| Le banker heureuse (The happy banker) | Roger Wooller | |||
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I'm happy just because I'm going banking, I'm putting all my money in "la bonk". I was feeling sad and very slightly wonky because my only option was to wonk. |
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| Love Came Cautiously | S. Sorrensen | |||
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like, at first, I tried not to notice her she was lovely, lovable, loved everybody loved her I didn't want to notice her .... |
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| Maid For Me | Tony Lupton | |||
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You're the sand in my cement We're Burton and Taylor ( Before Burton went )....... |
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| My Phallic Lover | Arcadia Flynn | |||
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You're the train inside my tunnel You're the finger in my glove You're the gear stick in my gearbox My god this must be love…. |
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| Nothing Is Quite What It Seems! | Nikki Barker | ||
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This poem has it all, passion, romance, mystery, intrigue and even a little animal magnetism! How can you resist? |
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| Panties
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Roger Wooller | ||
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She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far.... |
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| Phone Games | BarBaRa (The Essence) Brickland | ||
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You know what it's like? you're home alone..You have this..um..urge..to..Well, you call her, and she's happy...she's very happy to hear your voice. |
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| Showerdance: The Poem | Rob Swales | ||
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I never show my dancing skills in public It's not that I can't dance you know, I prefer to reserve my artistic talent For the right place to let it show..... |
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| Shoot The Breeze | S. Sorrensen | ||
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It sorta just came out - I really shouldn't have sex with my mouth open. Despite my caution - I mean, after infatuation, what then? |
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| Teaser | Sophie Jean | ||
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Hey! You! Yeah, you with that "I've got nearly enough on my plate but I'd like a serving of you dressed in nothing more than massage oil" look in your eyes..... |
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| The Winds of Change | Jackie McGregor | ||
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Dedicated to all those female single thirtysomethings who dearly wish to be sexbombs but can't quite pull it off! |
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| You Know What I Like | Laurel Kirkwood | ||
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She likes what she likes. Here are her instructions.... |
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| Venus in Jodhpurs | Ephraim Crud | ||
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I were stood in a clearin' dreamily endearin' to the antics of two little birds who were puddlin' and preenin' |
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| Wet Dream | Robyn Scott | ||
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Hot and wet ... I rediscover, The magic of my secret lover, Work day's problems in the past.. |
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| While Watching The News | Violet Volcano | ||
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N. A. T. O. accidentally killed Innocent civilians today I placed my hand on his knee ... |
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