(This) may be how Achilles died, All legendary crap aside.

I was asked by word of mouth to write about a 'Night to Remember.' I came out with this..

Some motherly advice from history for my daughter.

The REAL reason for Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile.....

Sweeney was a barber In Fleet Street near the Strand Cocksure was his nature And Cockney was his brand.....

Walk like an Egyptian! An education in ancient Egyptology!

There's not much profit now in saying sooth.

Some folks'll boast about their family trees, And there's some trees they ought to lop; But our family tree, believe me, goes right back, You can see monkeys sitting on top! ...

.I'll tell of the Battle of Hastings, As happened in days long gone by, When Duke William became King of England, And 'arold got shot in the eye. ...

A bushranger was in need of a fast horse. Normally he would have stolen one of course. But this time he heard about a really fast thoroughbred. Which was owned by a minister of the church instead. ...

It is greatly to my liking, To be a lusty Viking; Yes, that's the only life for me....

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