Do you ever get bored in the course of a day?

After a friend got burgled recently Frank thought about home defence....heheh

We have a lovely garden where trees and flowers grow. Love to watch the birdies come and food for them we throw.

My father was Catholic of a true Irish strain It was a point of honour that from the first Sunday in Advent he never drew one sober breath The Lord was toasted / made welcome in every inn.

We all do it, but one's persons trash is another person's treasure.

I didn't chop my fingers. They're just short and pink and fat. I didn't chop my fingers when I went CHOP, CHOP, like that!

The title of this poem's misleadin', it's not quite as it implies for this is a thesis I've written...

Go on a woman's exotic journey while she's doing laundry. You'll never do washing the same again!

After having travelled and stayed with friends for 6 weeks... it took time to get back in the "swing of home" ....

How do YOU really feel about house guests?

Meet every woman's dream man. An Ironing Fairy dressed in full tutu and ballet shoes!!

Have you ever noticed when doing your wash That, after the rinsing -- that very last slosh, That something is missing from out of the flock? It's that one lonesome item -- that mateless ol' sock!...

Imagine... one minute you're standing there with your dibber in your hand... the next, you're arrested for sexual harassment!!!

I'm an aged, battered garden gnome, Looking for an old gnome home, 'Cos I've just been moved out of sight, Behind the rhubarb, and it's not right...

I think it's time, my husband said, For us to buy a brand new bed. "I reckon a mattress and base are the go, So let's go and see just what is on show." ....

Sick of calls from salesmen or debt collectors? Do you get stupid recorded messages when you need to speak to someone? This is for you then.

Now comes that dreaded time of year: Sadistic neighbors reappear ...

He's bought himself a set of drums - Seems that's the latest fad For them with teenage craniums Just to annoy their Dad....

We all think we know how to fix those little problems around the house, don't we? It couldn't possibly be that hard!

Electrical work requires brains.

It's a lovely summer's day and 23 of your neighbours decide to get the barbie going....

You must wonder where this betides, this all free entertaining. Look no further dear, these hits, are the wonders of snoring...

A topical poem (submitted in spring, anyway) about the "dark side" of many people's favourite season.

Oh tragedy! Alas, alack! Pets are a wonderful addition to the family, until they die, and then how do you handle this sensitive family crisis? With tact or tack?

If you visit my home on any old day "It looks very nice!" I'm sure you would say. But that's where you're wrong, there's a spy in my house He's hidden somewhere -- I don't THINK it's my spouse!...

I strike a thinking pose to draw the burden from my chest, and tangle in the cobwebs borne through lack of stimuli and zest, you see, I'm unemployed, I have no hook on which to hang my hat, I'm now soaking up the days and nights like the average family cat ...

The grass had grown so high it couldn't support itself It was time to get the mower out, the brush cutter off the shelf

He'd purchased a lovely new rotary hoe all shining and red a delight And started in ploughing the virgin soil working from morning till night ...

I was only four when my paw was killed....

Mum were in the kitchen cuttin' Lily Tappet's hair whilst I attempted wallpaperin' ......

Each evening we settle to watch the TV, to see all the 'soaps' would be heaven for me. I guess all the cliffhangers and love every one, but in the middle of 'Corrie' I see BBC1 ! ...

We would lie there with the candle flickering, making shadows and shapes on the wall and we'd play at trying to find faces on the damp patches that we saw.

Having a party? Clean the house. What's that got to do with having a party?