He's lucky that she isn't telling...

I know of a fellow named Lee...

Limericks just pop up and off...

About myself

There once was a diver named Hank...

I submitted this to a radio competition in response to a request for limericks about the flag.

A round-Oh-LAY...girls will be GIRLS & MEN will be glad of it!

A young engineer who built dams....

It's worth the few seconds to read it. :) Believe me.

There was a volcano near tears....

Parsley, Sage Rosemary and Thyme is not a Limerick!

He's forgotten his roots, he wears cowboy boots, and instead of "Salaam", he says, "Howdy!"

You may not like what you find when you research your ancestors.

I think this one speaks for itself.

This won the Great South African Limerick Competition. 'Voortrekkerhoogte' is pronounced 'Foo-rtrekker-hoo-kter

There once was a captain from Rome...

The problems of ye olde fighters...

We're hearing that Eleanor White...

A variety of strange tales in limerick form.

This was one of my early attempts, when I returned to poetry earlier this year.

There once was a poet named Dan...

As physicists stare at the stars,.....

A way to remember the rule?

There was a faith-healer of Deal...

Crime doesn't pay, but the lesson can be humorous.

There was a young lady from Spain.....

There once was a young man from France....

Once a guy put his finger in a socket....

I'm Pedro the paranoid pirhanna, and I don't think that I'll see manyana,'cos some o' me mates, want me on their plates -

No glow in the snow!No glow in the snow!

I once knew a man, Mr. Keller.....

None of these people are real - honest!

A bivalve (an oyster to you)....

Note: Elton John's real name = Reg Dwight

Do you like limericks? Do you like blonde jokes? Do you like top ten lists? Here's all three rolled into one!

The tenant in three-forty-four...

A youthful beef-packer named Young...

A tooter who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Why you don't dance naked...

I knew an old lady called Maude...

If a woman has enough money, a man can overlook a few faults.

Be careful where you go without your clothes.

I once entered a poem capricious ....

Last night I was guest at the Schmidts:....

Commentary on the state of poetry today, with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

A man after drinking a potion Claimed he could swim cross the ocean...

There is a teacher from Leeds...

Poets, don't mess with a Muse They're often very bad news.

A lady that eats too much...

Her bloke said "It's cold,...

Tim, the insane inventor, Created a woman, but bent her.......

We were painting the church steeple gray, When the wind blew our brushes away.

I remember swell uncle Fred.....

Perhaps there should be some things you don't joke about..