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A Lucky Young Man Albert Van Hoogmoed

He's lucky that she isn't telling...

A Midwife Crisis Albert Van Hoogmoed

I know of a fellow named Lee...

An Infatuated Man From DoverAnita V.

Limericks just pop up and off...

BallerinaSelina Wallis

About myself

Bubble Trouble Albert Van Hoogmoed

There once was a diver named Hank...

Changing The FlagPat Cannard

I submitted this to a radio competition in response to a request for limericks about the flag.

Couch PotentatoGideon Werds

A round-Oh-LAY...girls will be GIRLS & MEN will be glad of it!

Dam Limerick Joe Pamanian

A young engineer who built dams....

Einstein's RevelationEndaphia

It's worth the few seconds to read it. :) Believe me.

Eruptile DysfunctionAlbert Van Hoogmoed

There was a volcano near tears....

Essential OilsBaritone Bear

Parsley, Sage Rosemary and Thyme is not a Limerick!

Exchange Student (Ex Top Ten) Tad Lawson

He's forgotten his roots, he wears cowboy boots, and instead of "Salaam", he says, "Howdy!"

Family TreeAlbert Van Hoogmoed

You may not like what you find when you research your ancestors.

Fashion FlashbackDwarvenkind

I think this one speaks for itself.

Great South African LimerickJeremy Hele

This won the Great South African Limerick Competition. 'Voortrekkerhoogte' is pronounced 'Foo-rtrekker-hoo-kter

Grandmothers Comb Seana Laird

There once was a captain from Rome...

In Days of OldLucy Blades

The problems of ye olde fighters...

Irreconcilable DifferencesAlbert Van Hoogmoed

We're hearing that Eleanor White...

Limerick CocktailJoe Pamanian

A variety of strange tales in limerick form.

Limerick SeedDwarvenkind

This was one of my early attempts, when I returned to poetry earlier this year.

Limerick Stuffer Janelle Barker

There once was a poet named Dan...

MarsLucy Blades

As physicists stare at the stars,.....

MathsLucy Blades

A way to remember the rule?

Mind Over Matter Author Unknown

There was a faith-healer of Deal...

Miss Greedy Ulrike Thompson

Crime doesn't pay, but the lesson can be humorous.

MissingOldnbold

There was a young lady from Spain.....

Oops!!! Albert Van Hoogmoed

There once was a young man from France....

Outlet SafetyPezman

Once a guy put his finger in a socket....

Pedro the Paranoid Pirhanna (Ex Top Ten) The Grin Reaper

I'm Pedro the paranoid pirhanna, and I don't think that I'll see manyana,'cos some o' me mates, want me on their plates -

Piste OffJoe Pamanian

No glow in the snow!No glow in the snow!

Silence is Golden Albert Van Hoogmoed

I once knew a man, Mr. Keller.....

Some Limerick Moments... Joe Pamanian

None of these people are real - honest!

Song Of The Seashore Author Unknown

A bivalve (an oyster to you)....

Stuck In The Groove Lucy Blades

Note: Elton John's real name = Reg Dwight

Ten Limericks About BlondesGraham Lester

Do you like limericks? Do you like blonde jokes? Do you like top ten lists? Here's all three rolled into one!

The Apartment ManagerAlbert Van Hoogmoed

The tenant in three-forty-four...

The Beef-Packer Author Unknown

A youthful beef-packer named Young...

The Flute Tutor Author Unknown

A tooter who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

The Lady From FranceKate Jelinek

Why you don't dance naked...

The Lady in SpainPimms

I knew an old lady called Maude...

The Millionaire's DaughterAlbert Van Hoogmoed

If a woman has enough money, a man can overlook a few faults.

The NudistAlbert Van Hoogmoed

Be careful where you go without your clothes.

The Poem CapriciousWes Vogler

I once entered a poem capricious ....

The SchmidtsLucy Blades

Last night I was guest at the Schmidts:....

The State of PoetryDwarvenkind

Commentary on the state of poetry today, with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

The SwimBufe

A man after drinking a potion Claimed he could swim cross the ocean...

The TeacherStephen Gallagher

There is a teacher from Leeds...

The Truth About DaveTad Lawson

Poets, don't mess with a Muse They're often very bad news.

There Was A Fat Lady From SpreytonLisa Gerhard Plucknett

A lady that eats too much...

There Was A Young Lady From DoverLisa Gerhard Plucknett

Her bloke said "It's cold,...

Tim Stuart Brewster

Tim, the insane inventor, Created a woman, but bent her.......

Undisturbed Rich Sagall

We were painting the church steeple gray, When the wind blew our brushes away.

Uncle Fred Lorraine Autry-Jacobs

I remember swell uncle Fred.....

Warlike Limericks Joe Pamanian

Perhaps there should be some things you don't joke about..



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